Monday, February 18, 2008

Things that make you go hmmmm....

Dear frenz,

Firstly, I know you must be wondering if I succeeded with my heart-shaped poop surprise for my hoomans on Valentine's Day. The answer is no. I did not even get a chance to eat anything to make my poop PINK. But Dad did send a sweet message to Mom saying that he would be back early for dinner (at home - cos my hoomans never celebrate Valentine's Day at all for the past 11 years they have been together) and he ended his message saying "I love you and Luckie too!" Awwww........ I love you too Dad! MUACK! MUACK! MUACK!

Last week, Copper blogged about some things that make him think. It made me think about things that make me go hmmm too.

1) Why does Mom always say I leave a lot of hair around the house? I see a lot of her hair on the floor too and you don't hear me complaining do you? Plus, I'm even closer to the ground so I even have to lie down on her mess sometimes.


2) Watching TV. How can Dad turn into a couch potato and stay there all day long staring at the TV? Pawsonally, I don't watch TV. I can't figure out how they trap those hoomans and animals inside and it freaks me out. How did Dad get so good at his STAY command? Will I also know how to SIT and STAY at one spot for a long time if I watch TV?

3) What do hoomans do at work? Do they sleep (yes I know some peepol can sleep with their eyes open) at work? Do they pretend to be busy? Do they surf the internet? Do they just wait for feeding time (I think they call it lunch) and time for them to go home? My question is..do they even work?

4) Why can't I have access to my treat container as and when I feel like it? It's mine so I should have the right to feed myself (okay, so I may need a little help prying open the lid). I don't understand why my pawrents can gorge on their treats and then moan & groan about feeling guilty and fat all the time. I conclude I should be able to indulge myself anytime and then moan & groan about it later on too. PS : I am not fat.

5) Why do I always need to get my butt wiped and feet cleaned after I finish with my toilet business? I feel pawfectly clean and I am capable of cleaning myself. If I could flush my own pee tray, I would do so. If I had toilet paper to clean myself, I'd use it to make SNOW!!! Wheeeee!! Showers are also over-rated unless they come with a treat each time.


This is like the longest post I have written in months. I need to nap now. Oh, in case you are wondering what have all these piktures got to do with my subject, they don't. I just wanted to post them so you can see how nice I look in my top. :)

31 comments:

Lorenza said...

Hi, Luckie!
I guess you need to share more time with your mom and dad.
I hope you find an answer to all those deep thoughts that you are having lately!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Roxie, Sammy and Andy said...

We think Mom does nothing at work all day but she comes home and says she is tired. We aren't tired. We napped all day until she got home. We are ready to PARTY!!

You look very nice in your top. And you are so calm while you are wearing it. We would be trying to rip it off before Mom could finish getting it on us!

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

Comet and BLU said...

Sorry you didn't get to make Valentine's poop. That would have been a great present.

We don't know what our girl does at work all day either. We think she just gets to go on long car rides and types on blogs all day.

4xBs said...

Hi Luckie, there are many mysteries of human life that we dogs just don't understand. humans are very odd creatures. that's a fun post. it makes us think too... hee hee

woofers

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Woh those are really interesting things to go about. I wonder what our hoomans get fed at work. You think they get treats too?

~ Girl girl

Cassidy said...

That be lots of thinking Luckie. You do look cute in your Winnie top!

Nibbles
Cassidy x

JustMeCopper said...

I like your top Luckie ... very cute.

I know what my Mom does at work because I've gone with her. She sits at a desk and shuffles papers and tyoes on a computer and then goes up and down the stairs leaving me in her office ALONE! It is boring. But, at feeding time she comes home every day now to ME! She says she wastes 30 minutes of her lunch hour and gas coming home to me every day.

I can't get my treat can open either.

Boo said...

gosh! luckie, if you ever managed to poop a heart shape poopie, please teach me!

wet wet licks

Boo

Amber-Mae said...

I agree with you too! She complains about our hair floating around the ground & that she has to vacuum the floor everyday. BUT, her hair is like, all over the house too! Much much more visible than ours infact...

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

The Zoo Crew said...

Our mama works while we are snoozing under our big sister's covers! All we care about is that she comes home and we get to snooze AGAIN under HER covers!!

Peace + Paws,

Lucy Lu and Halo

Maggie & Mitch said...

We think you're right, Luckie! We all need access to our treat containers 24/7!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Petra said...

You have some great questions, Luckie, and if you get some answers, I'd like to know what they are.

Maybe you'll be able to make Easter poop since your Valentine poop didn't work out.

Lady Kaos said...

That's a lot to think about! What ever my mom does at work makes her grumpy. I went to work with Mom once and to me it looked like she played on the computer all day. I don't know how that could make her grumpy though.
Kaos

Martha said...

You must have been so disappointed about the poop. :( I love your Pooh shirt. Love, Martha

Simba said...

If you find the answer to any of those questions let me know.

Simba x

JB's Big World said...

You are cute. I am cute. Can't we be friends?
--JB (Jelly Bean)

Ian said...

I love your shirt!
Yep - bison (or buffalo) are in the same family as cows and yaks - the bovine family. Bison are the animals that the Native Americans lived on until the white people killed almost all of them to make the Natives starve. Glorious history, huh?
Ike

Stanley said...

Luckie Girl!

You look FAB in your Pooh shirt (maybe you should have worn it when trying to make your heart-shaped poo).

Now you have me thinking about deep thoughts of my own. I hope you get answers to your questions. I don't get that thing about making us beg for treats either. How humiliating!

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

I like reading this post of yours.. and when i read it, it really makes me go hmmmm :P

I wand to thank you also for your advise and suggestions to my mom on how to find me when i went missing. I feel so happy to know that i have friends that cares a lot about me.

Love
Baby

Ben_Benjamin said...

Yoh Luckie, I like your post!!! you are pawsolutely right in all those hmm hmm thingy.

Pacco de Mongrel said...

heheh.... i don't get my butt wipe after my business.... isn't me smelly mutt?

Clover said...

Hi Luckie!
I've just been reading your updates. Those are some really interesting questions... I wonder about those things too.
Your shirt is really cute, and you look great wearing it!
Love Clover xo

The Brat Pack said...

We love your Pooh outfit! Too cute.

Those are some deep thoughts you're having, we're going to have to think on it all.

Kisses,
Bear

Princess Pinkie said...

My mom wipes my butt when I come back from the potty too. I keep telling her that since I can wrap myself up like a snake, it's really no problem, but you know how moms are.

BTW, your hair is so pretty and silky. Mine looks and acts more like a troll doll.

Hana said...

It is clear to me that you are a good thinker! We will have to find some answers to the questions you posed. Maybe your Mom could be a start!

It's very nice your dad said he loves you too! :-) I wonder if your Mom was jealous.

By the way, very cute top you have on!

Huskee Boy said...

Luckie onni,
I love your Pooh bear top! Awwww... my mom thinks your dad is so sweet to end his message that way, especially the fact that he's not left you out! (I think MY papa is in hot soup because of this.. HIAK HIAK)

Ricky Pepper said...

Hi, Luckie!
I think my mom must play at work all day because she just wants to take nappies when she gets home. I second that notion about the treats too! We should have full access. I made Valentine's poop but it wasn't heart shaped. All the same, mommy still had to pick it up and clean the carpet! I know she loves to do it because she rushes to pick it up as soon as she sees it!
xoxo,
Ricky

Lili said...

Hiya Luckie!

Great post--love the pics & the pooh-bear t-shirt :) My mamma saw something on Etsy.com that made her think of you--it's a t-shirt of a dachsie tearing into a toy bear with the label "Toy-minator" underneath! Tee, we think it's pretty dachsie-appropriate :) If you want to look at it, check it out here: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=6731820
cheers-
Lili

Isis said...

Wow those are some good thoughts! i loved them. I think you should always share your thoughts :)

JB's Big World said...

Thanks for visiting my blog. You really are very cute. I hope you come see me again sometime, even though I am a cat!
--JB

Balboa & Mommy said...

I agrre you look very good in your shirt.

If you ever find out the answers to those questions let me know..... I want constant access to my treats too!!!!

Frenchie Snorts
Balboa